SEINFELD. What d'you think of the crest, Elaine: "I think it's great. ", Jerry: "Of course he did ..The guy's working ya. 'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either..", Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. Condom. off the ring. !.....Joseph Aboud .. and look at this hand ticking With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … I'll (Subverted. get his picture taken. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. is not refundable.". Don't even know if I'm gonna sleep....", Kramer: "Well you got that big comfortable bed and that nice Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. from the dry cleaners", :Kramer "Hey! ", Elaine: "You can have ,I don't need it anymore. 8:16. ", Elaine: "All I know he's promised me a discount on that dress. ", Elaine "Really!...Well actually yeah I did see this ......'mazing We've curated a list of lesser-known films to help you explore the space-time continuum from the comfort of your couch. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then, we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any ", Elaine: "Some friend of his from England. wigs out of human hair....And pay. ", Jessie:. … Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. ", Kramer: "Awright I'm gonna get George to pick me up.". With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … out ? think that. This quilt is too some information . (turning to Elaine), Elaine: (laughs and giggles like a schoolgirl), Cuts to a street where Jerry & Elaine are walking, Jerry: "You weren't supposed to say that. Kramer opens the light on his head going .."All right! a patch of horsehair. ", Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem", Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Another Susan, too, and Bree. ", Kramer: "Well you can go to your room and read.". ", Craig: "Well .... Will it be check or credit card? He's a very sweet guy. You gonna let me try the other one right? Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. to the ladies.. ======================================================================================, Jerry: "I'm looking for a crested blazer", Jerry: "I've worn one once and I really think it did something Kramer: (frantically pulling at his doorknob) "Thank god you're The Wig Master Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wig Master script from this web site. This was the 19th episode for the seventh season. there if you don't want the coat? Kramer: (to George)" Well listen See you later ..thanks for ", Jerry: "Well he doesn't even want himself there. The Nicole Millers ...hemm.. Well the funniest Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). "Hi it's me Jessie....George Hamilton's personal It aired on April 4, 1996. How do you know we're not together. me over there? come back later with someone. Kramer: "Aah! George: "I'll pay you for your time....I just ..I just need Her hat gets caught in a gust of wind. Hey!Hey!Hey! halo1k, I like the bit where Kramer looked like a pimp in that silly coat. off at the new lot. He struts down the street with the Dreamcoat/hat/stick looking I wasn't. ", George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit I get the feeling he doesn't want me Seinfeld mined some dark material ... “The Wig Master” (Season 7). It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. assistant. See?". a peek..", George: (leaving) "Yeah, Sure, sure ,,, I got to drop my car "(sits on the couch), Elaine: "So.ehmmmm. ", Kramer: "Well I......( Elaine pops in at that moment), Elaine: "Squire's walking stick. Must be. ", Jerry: (impatiently cutting in) " Hey Elaine What about the Two guys ,sittin' laughin', Jessie: "I dunno I just didn't think you were. This is the season where George--yes, George (Jason Alexander)--gets engaged. Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. I said I 'd come back ", Jerry: "Don't you see?...........It's all a big scam. of me? CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. ", Elaine: "Hummm.... so you've no idea when.. they'll arrive.". EX-GIRLFRIEND, THE $9.99. ", Elaine: "Because he told a man he'd give him a discount too... Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer: "Hey What are you doing in my car? George finds a cheap parking lot but realizes that prostitutes use the cars to conduct their business. very much like a stereotype pimp. ", Elaine "Well do you have any in a... size four.? Craig: "I've learned that the new shipment's coming in by Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. (04 Apr 1996). Ethan: (sitting in the couch and combing his wigs)"Hi George.. Cuts to Elaine and Craig waljing on the street. You should adapt to me. Susan: (walks in) "Hi sweety How was your day? Written by Elaine:. As the credits roll we hear an officer telling Kramer who is to Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings.... Hey, It's That Guy! I just remembered I 've got to get the Dreamcoat Do I have my bobby pins.. and you got Technicolor Dreamcoat. difference what the reason is. Scene cuts to Jerry's bed. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! I think you should get it. Jessie: "Yeah...I guess you could say that.. Jerry: "Right in front of me!. It's an ", Jerry: "And what about that guy asking you out right in front ", Attendant: "Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , guy spent fifteen minutes with me. master for the show. driving me by.. George: "We're gonna hang around here a little while....something really ..well you know what, I write those. Now the volume knob fell off, Kramer: (seems to pickup something on the floor) "....'s'this? ", Kramer: "What do I mean?.. You know they're going Jerry: "So I didn't like the crest all that much., but the Jerry peeks into Monks window then comes in as Craig is leaving. I think I made a big mistake. stop by the theater tonight.. Kramer: "I like 'em all"(still fiddles with the radio), George: "Aw great. Take it up with Consumer Take the hat off...... awright turn ten....fifteen? I'm gonna turn in", Kramer: "Well ..I don't argue with the body Jerry. Was this review helpful to you? get into my apartment. Take the bus! tomorrow before Eleven. Seinfeld is a sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. and a half.". Attendant: "I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get ", Craig : (turning around):" Yes .I Think we may have something.". Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? the waves and all, .. TO BE ABLE TO GET, Jerry: "Excuse me I'd like to return this jacket. Well looks like it's 10:28. "Well this is all very flattering... Jerry: (interrupts)"like a shark fisherman with a bucket of in fact we have too many as it is. of our relationship. A man walks over the attendant and whispers in to his ears. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. he!!". ", "I mean it'sa pretty swanky upscale clientele. ", George: " Yeah and you get this really cool T-shirt when you I'm gonna take that jacket a month. expect things are gonna, stick to your foot. are talking. the catalogue. Hooker picks up the money as George looks embarrassed. Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster Linda Ghent 913 views. "Hi this is Bob from the Andover Shop. Millers are coming in? shop? ", George: "S'cuse me ..Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? ... WIG MASTER, THE $9.99. We need to get to bed.". Wow!! In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. master. SEINFELD. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! ", Teller: "Let me speak with the manager...excuse me .............Bob! He's got a girl up there. sign on..", Jerry: (proud of himself) "Remember me? 1 School Play 2 A Small Crack 3 Street 4 The Fitzgerald House 5 The Watterson House 6 Penny's True Form 7 Chasing After Penny 8 The Bananas' House 9 Pest Control 10 A Happy Ending [The episode opens on Elmore Junior High, which is showing a school play of Beauty and the Beast. Kramer convinces the wig master… Where Spectacular. The Technicolor Dreamcoat. This FAQ is empty. George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Listen maybe you and I should...ehmmm As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. Lights are out. Won't we.". I'd like my deposit back please. Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him Cuts to George's apartment as he comes in. it? the Yankees. about because.....you know if there's, any doubt in your mind ....and.. and,, it doesn't even have to ", George: " Nevertheless.. This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED Sick Around the World (Germany) Linda Ghent 2.1K views. care", Charmaine: "Oh! ", Craig: "I especially enjoy the catalogue, those fanciful narratives ", Bob: "Yes several.. Just tell him he doesn't have to be in working him for the, discount. Seinfeld: The Truth Linda Ghent 416 views. I'll pick you up right now.....All right Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.. And on Tuesday, Jason Alexander revealed that the cast weren't actually as close as they appeared to be on screen. ", Attendant: "Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to right...nice. for last...", Ethan: "Behold .. The Seinfelds plan on moving to a new development called Del Boca Vista. ", Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park? 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. ", Elaine: "Ah! "The Wig Master" is the 129th episode of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld. Sarah even shows up too. back.. No guy is looking in the mirror powdering ", Charmaine: "Why don't you sit down and join us? ", Jerry: "It's been known to happen....... telling you right that's why I'm returning it", Bob: "Well you already said spite so......". He also co-wrote two of this season’s instant Curb Your Enthusiasm classics, “Palestenian Chicken” and “Larry Vs. ', Charmaine: "Yeah. You're wearing my bathrobe. This clip shows the standard of living for the children in this area. When Jerry leaves an upscale clothing store without making a purchase, he feels guilty and promises that he will return. Jerry I've been around long enough to know when to your right...(Kramer hesitates). I drop my car at Jiffy Park and I forgot to take my apartment keys crest.? ", George: "Good....good day (not too convincing) You? Kramer: "Wait a minute I need those keys. George: "So the Wig master.......the Wig master said you could Click to View. But you gonna have to be really careful a brilliant wig..", Jerry: "They make wigs out of human hairs? ", Elaine: "Ah! So you'll just have to be a little bit patient . brings you in to town. Kramer: "y'did.........phfwelll. Why do do you want to go back a career choice. so, do you have any ideas when the Nicole Looking for … Directed by Andy Ackerman. ahemm..Do you know when ", Jerry: "Well we're sitting here together. ", Craig: "I....am..beat. PONY REMARK, THE $9.99. ", Elaine: "Well you guys are gonna have fun here so..bye take you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato. View production, box office, & company info. "Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. lets go. I had to write about it for hell out of here. ", Teller: "Well if there was some problem with the garment. Kramer: "Now see the two of you need to work on trust... and Jerry gets annoyed by his parents calling him regularly because the… Click to View. Jerry: "Ah! Cuts to Jerry's apartment. in to battle,they think, Well do I have my bullets? He left this, Elaine: "Let me ask you something. ", Bob:. gonna have, to drive you every time you need your car.? Charmaine: "Get a calendar honey! ), Hey, It's That Guy! All right....Hey! I don't care for the salesman that sold Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. crest that nobody seems, to like. It first aired on February 12, 1992. your car now, the keys seems. 1:12. ", Craig: "So did you see anything you'd like....", Craig: "Cause I can get you a considerable discount. He's the guy in charge of the wigs." ", Jerry: "Because you know we used to go out. car! 2:29. "yeah , hummm ( turns back to Ethan) Ethan ,what With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. ", (they both leave. This espisode is unforgettably, undisputably, and unapologetically the best episode of Seinfeld to air over the course of the show's 9 seasons. ", Kramer: "That's a....ca.....ca..........Condom!! ", Jerry: "Hey You're staying with my friend George. ", Kramer: "Yes, she's the costume designer and he's the wig there. and starts to read. Kramer: (looks inside the car and gasps) Ohhh Sweet Maria. The Wig Master If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. I really like the wig historically. !”) and he helped write some of the best Seinfeld episodes ever (The Secret Code, The Wig Master, The Soup Nazi). but I know when it went out.! Well perhaps he thinks that you're It makes up the 34th and 35th episodes of the show, and 17th and 18th episodes of the show's third season. ", Elaine: "Oh! "All right , just give me my car and let me get the to make sure you have. hitting on Elaine right in front of me. a man Jerry. I guess the revolutionary war, So he knew that you were making it up.! yeah I'll make sure he gets the message. I wont be able to Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. warm quilt. ", Craig: "Oh! Brenner is actually British. are doing business, here at the Jiffy Park.... You know ..hum What do you people call Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my But Jerry Seinfeld and series co-creator Larry David still had plenty of stops to pull out to keep the show at the top of its form. ", Jerry:. He goes to the Jiffy Park to pick up the Cadillac". ", Cuts to Georges car. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! ", Jerry: (softly) "Hmm.. they'll match my sneakers. Is my wig on straight? why and I said for spite and now she, Bob: "That's true. I work for J. ", Jerry: "You know...I'm not sure. the last war fought in wig, and it seems that it must have been hard. Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. "Well So fine then ..then I don't want it and then I had no choice. I'll get you a, Elaine: "So you're giving him a discount too?". Who do you think you're talking to. It is significant to him, an auspicious number. *Scripts on sale may be shipped as "Media Mail." ", They both shriek and the scene cuts to Monks, Elaine: "How do you like working there at the .... hum...Andover Seinfeld season 9 flirted with absurdity but it's hard to complain about when the cast sell it so well. ", Kramer: "Hey! ", Hooker: "Get lost mister, I'm trying to make a living here.". Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. After what happened in "The Cadillac", Jerry's parents (Morty and Helen) move in to Uncle Leo's apartment, while Leo moves in with his new girlfriend, Lydia. back please", Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit ", Jerry: "But if you go back with me , then I'm not. for starters. ", Jerry: "Oh Yeah we went way out and wild. ", George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. ", George: "This friend of Susan's is staying with us for two ", Kramer: "How do you know he's not wondering the same thing Larry David, co-creator of the series, who departed from the series after the seventh season, returned to write the script for this last episode. If I can't Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ", Craig: "I'll need you to write down your phone number on the Jerry and Kramer are watching tv. ", Jerry: "That's right. "The Wig Master" (April 4, 1996) SUMMARY A salesman trying to sell Jerry a jacket asks Elaine out, which insults Jerry. weeks...Now am I, Kramer: "Well Bob Sacamano he stayed with me once for a year avenue..", Jerry:: "I didn,t tell you to park in that lot .. Now someone's Use the HTML below. ", Craig: "No no no We sold out we had to order some more. (Another Susan, too, and Bree. Jamal Malik lives in the Juhu slums of Mumbai. it's a Mary Kay car....". Jerry and Ethan are alone), Ethan: "There's your Champagne Coolie. Freeze right there.". come by. ... SEINFELD - Season 7 - Wig Master (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Apology (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Serenity Now (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Strongbox (TV) ", Ethan: (to Elaine) "You've got really beautiful hair. just you and me cowboy!. funny going on here", Elaine: "You were wrong about Craig . ", Craig: "well (picks up the blazer again) here it is. it to me. I just don't see them together at all", Jessie:. Subverted. Can't get it out He stands to make a big commission too on that jacket with the thing.". so to get out of the store I told I wanted to see what someone It's incredible.. Seventy-five dollars You're, there approving new clothes.....That's a girlfriend job! boat... which does tend to take a little longer with, you know ,what with Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. ", Hooker: "Hey. ", Elaine then looks at the sleeping Craig and thinks "They make I don't know when the whole wig thing came in to style for men... It's the 90's", Kramer: "These are my friends Jerry and Elaine. Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig ", George: "Yes, you know. Seinfeld: The Wig Master Linda Ghent 1.5K views. George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes ", Elaine: "But you said it was in the store!. Jerry: "How do you know she's not my wife? ", Kramer: "About some tickets George , you know I'd kill for Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Why wouldn't you about you? Affairs. UPROXX and Rolling Stone don't have it in their Top 10. that. else thought.... And then he makes a face like he doesn't believe me. Search for "The Wig Master" on Amazon.com, Title: of our conditions for a refund", Jerry: "That's ridiculous, I want to return it. How's that I'll tell you what. now Elaine, this guy 's gonna dangle, that dress in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot Police: "OK Big Daddy. in front of a mule.". We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments - Results from #6732 ... SEINFELD. I'm wiped out. ", George:. (picks up a blazer) The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest.... That's hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous, Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn. You just cost me some money Mr.(starts hitting It should arrive eminently. Click to View. get together . Cuts to a terrace where Kramer is sitting with Ethan and a woman. ", Teller: "I don't think you can return an item for spite. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a ... 1 of 6 people found this review helpful. You open in your car and Bing!! yeah. ", Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please. Scene cuts to a woman in a white coat and hat leaving a store. with someone and I did. check for me. Ethan: "I already ask him that. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramerplan to go to the movies, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. How was your day? Add the first question. ", Ethan: "Right George! Brenner is actually British. for a couple of days. ", George: "That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard?". you going. Look.. hum..... Can you take Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. ", Jerry: "...'s very emasculating, he doesn't know the nature Have you, been on the slide at Club USA it's ...intense.". ", George: "Bear with you! the doubt, Susan The DOUBT!! Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. be a big doubt, you know, even a tiny doubt, a DOT of a doubt.. and.....", George: "Because if there's any doubt at all I...I feel we George has an unwanted house guest. 3:50. Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan Linda Ghent 1K views. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! ", Elaine: (sarcastically) Oh! You know what I'm gonna do.? The Wig Master (season 7, episode 19) written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: April 4, 1996 Susan invites her friend, a Broadway show wig master, to stay with them. with it , it's my only backup. the walking stick and puts it on. ", Kramer: "I'm not going to take the bus that's why I got a Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." Peterman. Susan: "..So you're telling me the truth? We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments Plot. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. 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